Rambo: Reviewed

I’ll get right to the point. The most bloody, gory, and violent movie I have ever seen. This movie makes Saving Private Ryan look like Sesame Street. To put it another way, to say that there was a little blood in this movie would be like saying there was only a little bit of water in the movie Titanic.

As far as over-all story, and what not…who are we kidding, it was a Rambo movie. Although there was enough there to 1. Feel sorry for the people of Burma and 2 to hate the bad guys. The movie did it’s job. However I could’ve done without the bad guys stabbing little kids with bayonets and throwing them into the fire.

This movie is not for the faint of heart. However if you want to see what really happens to the human body when it gets shot with a 50. cal. machine gun, this movie gives you many examples.

My one problem with this movie was that it didn’t show Rambo being a bad bad man enough. I mean sure he does some sneaky stealth kills here and there but the majority of the damage done by Rambo is when he stands behind a hug machine gun. Not a lot of hand to hand stuff. Still good though and worth seeing. I would say I would buy this movie to complete the series.

It gets an 8 out of 10.

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5 Responses to “Rambo: Reviewed”

  1. Now that you mention it, there wasn’t a lot of stealth Rambo action. He didn’t get tortured either. Oh well, I thought it was a pretty sweet Rambo movie, and it fit pretty well into the series. Well done Sylvester!

  2. Rambo didn’t get tortured?
    How many cliche’ lines were there?

    As much blood as Titanic had water! That’s hysterical.

  3. a brilliant review…dude cant wait to see it now…and I just heard they got the go for another rambo film..

  4. I enjoyed it as well.

  5. snowjunkie Says:

    Spot on review. I wouldn’t buy it though… it was too rough! Way too rough to have in the house with 2 young boys running about.

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